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O queen of air and darkness who was once of earth and light.

Name:
Allison Lonsdale
Birthdate:
22 June 1969
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From the group blog Weird Proof:
Allison Lonsdale was vatgrown from the combined DNA of Hunter S. Thompson and Margaret Cho. After decanting, she was raised on a strict diet of incubi. At maturity she escaped into the noosphere and traveled cross-country via phone numbers written on bathroom walls. Instantiating when a group of hackers looked into a mirror while chanting “Candyman”, she settled down to a quiet life of oneirophagy and beadwork. She casts no shadow.




Sovereignty...is the quality of owning your space so completely and fully that you can’t be shaken from being you. -- Havi Brooks

Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in. --Leonard Cohen

The lust of the goat is the bounty of God. --William Blake

We are here to drink beer ... and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

If you think I wear the cloak of filth, then let me tell you baby, I wear it real good. --Diamanda Galas

I love any post in which someone claims to have done something really stupid while pointing out how cheap the stupid item was. I have a penny gumball stuck in my ear. Top that. --James "Kibo" Parry

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. --Dorothy Parker

It is fatal to be a man or woman pure and simple: one must be a woman manly, or a man womanly. --Virginia Woolf

The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power. -- Ninon de Lenclos

The universe is an intelligence test. --Timothy Leary

It was the straying that found the path direct. --Austin Osman Spare

You can't function in society if you don't involve yourself in the fictions society accepts about time. But you do so with the understanding that you're playing a game. --Brad Warner

A person who forgoes the use of his symbolic skills is never really free. --Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

I doubt that the imagination can be suppressed. If you truly eradicated it in a child, he would grow up to be an eggplant. --Ursula K. Le Guin

Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous process of initiation. --Robert Anton Wilson

If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit. --Robert Anton Wilson

There are periods of history when the visions of madmen and dope fiends are a better guide to reality than the common-sense interpretation of data available to the so-called normal mind. This is one such period, if you haven't noticed already. --Robert Anton Wilson

The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill. --Robert Anton Wilson

Metaphor is one of a group of problem-solving medicines known as figures of speech which are normally used to treat literal thinking and other diseases. --Grant Morrison

In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true is true or becomes true, within certain limits to be found experientially and experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the mind, there are no limits. --John Lilly

Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky. --Alan Moore

Truth is a well-known pathological liar. It invariably turns out to be Fiction wearing a fancy frock. Self-proclaimed Fiction, on the other hand, is entirely honest. You can tell this, because it comes right out and says, "I'm a Liar," right there on the dust jacket. --Alan Moore




Wish List

Amazon Wish List

Out of Print Items and other Non-Amazon Things
Walter Jon Williams' Drake Majestral trilogy in hardcover (long out of print)
A Very Scary Solstice from the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society
A Night Gaunt
A Hound of Tindalos
Necronomonopoly


Art
A reproduction of the Bamberg Cathedral Green Man
The carved bone Green Man necklace from Christopher Miller Creations
A carved bone Green Man pendant from The Ages Spiritual Artifacts
Serotonin and Dopamine Jewelry
DNA Jewelry





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